April42014

cayde:

foodchewer:

*gets arrested for being too cool*

*the charges are dropped because there is no supporting evidence*

(via vvitzelsucht)

6AM

teatattoo:

SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.

(Source: amlour, via vvitzelsucht)

6AM

ven0moth:

if you hear plastic crinkling in the bathroom stall, no it’s not a tampon it’s just that I’m eating an entire sleeve of Oreos and I don’t want 20 people to see

(via facebooks-for-peasants)

6AM
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thatfunnyblog:

“mary had a little…”
Infection.
Funny Stuff you like?

thatfunnyblog:

“mary had a little…”

Infection.

Funny Stuff you like?

(via ziggy-stardust-take-me-away)

6AM
6AM
“Before you know it it’s 3 am and you’re 80 years old and you can’t remember what it was like to have 20 year old thoughts or a 10 year old heart.” This is the scariest fucking text post I’ve ever read (via fuckinq)

(Source: anitaspallenberg, via ziggy-stardust-take-me-away)

6AM
undeadlife:

Nothing disgusts me and makes me hate humanity more than the idea of a man forcing himself on another women. 

undeadlife:

Nothing disgusts me and makes me hate humanity more than the idea of a man forcing himself on another women. 

(via ziggy-stardust-take-me-away)

6AM
6AM
April12014

(Source: theonion, via guceubcuesu)

1PM
1PM
gingerbrownies:

Other world problems.

gingerbrownies:

Other world problems.

(via notenuf)

11AM
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